Oh how much do I love the Trudeau government? Let me count the ways. It’s snowing today so I decided to rant in a festive way, a Christmas Carol with a political twist. It’s written to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas. Feel free to sing along, and bang on your pots and pans while you still have them.
The Two Years of Trudeau
On the first month of Trudeau,
My P.M sent to me
A ridiculous amount of selfies.
On the second month of Trudeau
My P.M sent to me
Crazy looking socks
And a ridiculous amount of selfies
Pause/time out. You get the idea. I’ll just go straight into the final verse because nobody needs to sing Trudeau’s name that often.
On the umpteenth month of Trudeau,
My P.M sent to me,
An unbalanced budget,
An overwhelming deficit,
A small business tax hike,
Cancelled Eastern pipeline,
Mismanaged carbon tax,
Cash for access fee,
Overpriced security,
Five billion in foreign aid,
Increased CPP,
Pushy elbow gate,
Crazy looking socks,
And a ridiculous amount of selfies.
Welcome to winter, and kiss my plain ordinary black socks Justin. :*
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this didn’t hurt any less as I read this with the damn ‘Twelve Days of Christmas’ in my head. Thank you for reaffirming my thoughts and also reassuring me that I am not alone with them. Also, I am thinking of ‘him’ today, as well; if he screws up NAFTA we might as well write a new Chapter in the Canadian Christmas Carol Handbook. It will probably sound a lot like Oliver Twist with more people begging for soup on the streets.
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Thanks for your comment, it’s always nice to hear from another frustrated Canadian regarding our current state of political affairs. I too am afraid for NAFTA, it might well be the making of a another tale of woe. Cheers! I’ll try to make the soup.
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If you make a broth-based soup there’s more to go around 😜
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So true Debbie. Good song!
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Thanks Deb, I think picking on Trudeau has become my new favourite hobby. it leaves me feeling nauseous so I lose a few pounds too.
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